I want to have your abortion
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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