I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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