goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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