Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
nutella sex= disaster
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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