She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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