Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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