Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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