VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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