she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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