butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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