i think my tv is drunk
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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