rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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