I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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