I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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