it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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