Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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