after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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