he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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