she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Welp...herpes.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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