You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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