i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
