so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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