Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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