first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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