So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I am spending my child support on dildos
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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