Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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