You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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