i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
