I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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