At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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