You can't motorboat a personality
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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