Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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