Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.