This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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