I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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