i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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