yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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