You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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