She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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