It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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