You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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