I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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