I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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