this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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