i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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