just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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