But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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