are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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