Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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