I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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sex in a hospital.. check
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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