I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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