kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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