I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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