Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We left an ass print on the piano.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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