We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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